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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Celtic Championship/Knick Futility

You may have missed this report.

Two boys were shooting hoops near the Championship Parade route, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy fires the basketball and managed to hit the dog in the head and thwart its attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Celtic Fan Saves friend from Vicious Animal..." he starts writing in his notebook.

"But, I'm not a Celtics Fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and
starts again.

"Red Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific attack..." he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Red Sox fan either!" The boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Celtics or the Red Sox. So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Knick fan!" the child beamed. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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